Gypsy Tingles

Here is the first run at my book.


Big font, gypsy tingles, and other fish tales.


Smoked salmon - the party years
Cod-tradictions - numerous conflicting opinions in one brain
Holy Mackerel - religion
Nice Hali-butt - lame pick up lines and feeble attempts to wow me
Tuna Down - depression, or maybe rules?
Stink bait - crap happens
Piranahs! - friends, foes, and in-laws
You put down your rock, I'll put down my swordfish - marital issues

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