Alright ma, I'm goin home.

Ma: Are you sure you should be driving since you've been drinking?

Me: I just had one glass of wine ma! I'm fine.

Ma: 64oz isn't hardly one glass.

Me: I only had to pour once!

Ma: Just because if all fits in a Big Gulp doesn't make it just one glass.




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